This fantastic Roadkill range both look and feel exactly like real roadkill. But don’t worry we aren’t scraping up dead critters to post out to you. These are very awesome and extremely gruesome plush toys.
The blood and guts and gore are made using the latest high-tech stuffing and plush, to give it quite a realistic squidgy effect. The body and head and legs are made from specially sourced plush material, which gives them that tactile quality of mangy fur. The body is partly stuffed with beads, to give it extra dead weight.
Splodge and the rest of his Squash-plush chums are made to be as life-like as possible.
Splodge's body is stuffed with a mixture of beads and stuffing. The beads give the Squash-plush teddy a bit of extra weight, so he can lie spreadeagled in his blood and gut-pool. The blood and guts and gore are made using the latest, cutting edge stuffing. It’s a special new micro-bead stuffing that gives the guts and organs a more malleable, tactile effect. It makes it more squidgy. Splodge can be gutted by pulling the blood and innards through the zips that line both sides of his carcass.
The body and legs and head are made from specially sourced Squash-plush material. It’s a really good quality Korean fur, and it gives the teddy a convincingly mangy pelt. The fake guts are a stretchy thin material that squidges and bulges under your fingers. A bushy tail sticks up above his bloody remains. It’s made of a different more cutesy plush material. And the claws that protrude from his grasping front paws are made of felt.
His left eye is plastic. The right hand one is closed and hooded by plush eyelids. His nose is also plastic. And all of his features are fully safety compliant. All the plush materials and stuffing used are made from 100% polyester fibres, and are fully compliant with British safety laws.
Streaked across his face and right front paw there’s a tyre print painted on. The effect gives quite a realistic tyre residue. Flip him over and on his underbelly there’s an embroidered red blood splat. In the middle of this blood splat, there are a couple of embroidered organs. From what we know about Hedgehog anatomy, it looks like a pancreas and a bladder.
He measures a statuesque 23 cms from nose to tail, and 21 cms from outstretched paw to paw. And in the middle he flattens out to 13 cms high with the blood and guts stuffed in, and 11 cms high with them out. At 300 grams he’s slightly overweight for a hedgehog. This is due to his unhealthy obsession with bread and milk.
The bodybag is made from an opaque plastic so you can see the gore inside. It has a white zipper down the middle. And it’s 27 cms long by 20 wide. With a bit of prodding and pounding, it’s just enough space for a run over hedgehog.
The toe tag is made out of recycled brown card. It’s attached to the toe with string. And there’s even a sew-in instruction label that’s crusted with blood.