The next advanced level in computer pranksis ready for your enjoyment. The Phantom Keystroker may look like a harmless usb thumb drive, but it's actually a devious contraption of unlimited office-based torture. Simply discreetly attach the Phantom Keystroker to any extra USB port on your victim's computer, no drivers needed.
The Keystroker emulates a keyboard and mouse and periodically keystroker-rear makes random mouse movements, toggles caps-lock and types out odd garbage text and phrases. Switches on the side allow you to choose between keyboard garbage typing, caps lock-toggle, annoying mouse movements or all three. An adjustment dial sets the duration between "events". We recommend you don't set it too frequently so as to extend the agony. Your hapless co-worker will think his computer has been possessed or infected by a destructive virus. As he writhes in anger and furiously dials tech support you can rest easy with a job well done.
The Phantom Keystroker never hits the return key and it never clicks the mouse button. However you should not use it on anyone's system who is doing critical work where disruption could cause serious consequences. The Phantom Keystroker is a joke, like any joke you need to use prudence and judgement when executing it. You have been warned! The Phantom Keystroker is simply the one of the best computer pranks available.
* Attach this evil computer prank device to your victim's computer and it makes random mouse movements and types out odd garbage text and phrases
* Switches on side choose between keyboard garbage typing, caps lock-toggle, annoying mouse movements or all three
* Adjustment dial sets the duration between annoying "events"
* Works on any OS (Caps-Lock toggle does not work on the Mac. May not work on some Linux systems depending on configuration.)
* Victim's computer requires USB port
Posted by Adrian on 31st May 2010
Amazing little device, so simple to use just plug into a usb port and thats it!
Watch your colleagues bang their mouse on the table when the cursor starts radomly moving and then really freaking out when they are trying to type as the random phrases appear.
Highly recommended 5*****
Posted by Bob Shaw on 18th May 2010
There's only one word for this, and I think you kno wot it is, Bwian! I wonder how many were left behind by the outgoing Labour administration, purely in the cause of 'helping' their successors settle in? Memo to self: Must order another half dozen...
Posted by M. B. Lane on 9th Apr 2010
Brilliant. Had weeks, even months, of tormenting an anoying collegue at work a couple of times a week. He couldn't work out what was going on and even went as far as getting the I.T. geeks to investigate. However, they knew it was me and what it was, but told him it was a virus sent directly from Bill Gates laptop (he nearly fell for that one). He still doesn't know, and I plug it in from time to time when he's anoying me just to freek him out and P' him off. Money well spent.
Posted by Oliver on 9th Apr 2010
The Phantom Keystroker is the best gift, prank and stocking filler of all time! I'm surprised it's that simple to use!
Posted by Jennifer on 9th Apr 2010
Left the Annoyatron at back of filing cabinet in office. I selected the high pitched tone and once people started to hear it they "tuned in" and when it sounded you could hear people sayind "did you hear it that time"? After a day or two computers were being checked, phones connected and disconnected etc. It drives them mad!